as christmas''s coming in two months, i was like really fucked up at home after getting laid [twice] so i decided to prove u shitty folks JESUS FUCKING ROX!!
if u hate Jesus u''re probably a fucking asshole queer who''s going to hell for being fuckin dumb! SCREW U!! you are wrong like the muslims and hitler! DIE DIE DIE!
i''m here to tell you about how goddamn cool Jesus is because he''s got these super powers like LASER EYES and if you sin he''ll come down to your house and beat your ass with a lead pipe! [hahhahha fuck u sinner hahhahha eat some fucking lasers and justice!!]
so anyway i was reading this book called THE BIBLE(maybe u''ve heard of it) and i discovered how totally fucking badass Jesus was because there was this basket thing and he''s all like "i''m gonna pull a bunch of fuckin bread and fish outta this bitch and feed yo ass how do you like that" because he''s the son of god and u''re fucking not!! you have stupid gay normal parents. LOSER!! HAHAHAHHHHHHHHAAHA JESUS OWNZ U!
oh yeah, when''s the last fucking time you came back from the dead?? how about ...NEVER!(@*&$(!*&)$(&!)(&$*^!*&@%#*!&^@(#&